Jokes for Topic: Doctor

Read out jokes on many topics. Jokes are in Hindi, English & Hinglish languages. Have fun time with funny jokes.

Topic: Doctor
Displaying Page 1 (of 4) and 30 items (of 108 items)
<< < 1 2 3 > >>
#7022 | topic: Doctor
हकीम : शायद ज़हर फैल गया है। .. टांग काटनी पड़ेगी
कुछ दिन बाद दूसरी टांग भी नीली पड़ गयी। ….
इसमें भी ज़हर फैल गया है ये भी काटनी पड़ेगी
हकीम ने मरीज़ की दोनों टाँगे काट दी और नकली टाँगे लगा दी
फिर नकली टांग भी नीली पड़ गयी
हकीम : अब तुम्हारी बिमारी समझ आ गयी शकील भाई तुम्हारी लूंगी color छोड़ती है
#6876 | topic: Doctor
The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem. Doctor : 'What is the problem?' Patient : 'I am 2400 kms. from home.' Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes PATIENT: Na khaau, to bhook lagti hai. Na souu, to Neend aati hai. Zyada kaam karu, to thakawat hoti hai. DOCTOR: Saari Raat Dhoop mein baitho, Theek ho jaoge. Doctor and Patient Funny Jokes HUSBAND OF THE PATIENT: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? DOCTOR: When the kids are in college. . .
#6875 | topic: Doctor
डॉक्टर – आपको क्या बिमारी है ? मरीज़ – पहले आप वादा करो की हंसोगे नहीं । डॉक्टर – OK…Promise… मरीज़ ने अपनी टांगे दिखाई जो माचिस की तीली जितनी पतली थी । डॉक्टर को यह देख के हंसी आ गयी । मरीज़ – आपने ना हंसने का वादा किया था । डॉक्टर – अच्छा Sorry… अब तकलीफ बताओ । मरीज़ – डॉक्टर साहब, यह सूज गयी है । डॉक्टर – हाहाहाहा… भाग साले… तू आया ही हंसाने के लिए है
#6796 | topic: Doctor
Doctor patient hindi jokes डॉक्टर - आपको क्या बिमारी है ? मरीज़ - पहले आप वादा करो की हंसोगे नहीं । डॉक्टर - OK...Promise... मरीज़ ने अपनी टांगे दिखाई जो माचिस की तीली जितनी पतली थी । डॉक्टर को यह देख के हंसी आ गयी । मरीज़ - आपने ना हंसने का वादा किया था । डॉक्टर - अच्छा Sorry... अब तकलीफ बताओ । मरीज़ - डॉक्टर साहब, यह सूज गयी है । डॉक्टर - हाहाहाहा... भाग साले... तू आया ही हंसाने के लिए है... 😂😂😂😆😆😆
#6707 | topic: Doctor
डॉक्टर ने मरीज़ को रोज़ाना दस किलोमीटर चलने को कहा साल भर बाद मरीज़ ने डॉक्टर को फोन किया कि अफगानिस्तान पहुँच गया हूँ, वापस अा जाऊ या आगे रूस निकल जाऊं🤣🤣🤣
#6572 | topic: Doctor
Ek admi bohot bemar tha,uske paribar ke log doctor ke pas le gaya
Doctor: e to mar gaya..
Patient: bahar ho kar, uski paribar se bola, doctor ne keya bola?
Paribar: chup karo tum to mar gaya, tumhare dafnake ata hu
#6571 | topic: Doctor
Doctor ki vul report me ek husband uski wife se kaha
Bola tha na tum upar raho aur mein niche rahu to tum pregnant nahi hota.
#6570 | topic: Doctor
Ek doctor ke pas gaya Rohan aur dekha 4 dollar ke binimoye baccha valo hota hay.

Rohan: wo keyse?

Doctor: tumhare bibi ko rakh jao aur 4 dollar de jao 4 din ke lie, guarantee hai tumhara
Baccha kala nahi hoga.
#6569 | topic: Doctor
Doctor ane se pehle rogi mar gaye”-iske English keya hay?
Very simple- “Innlillahi wa innalillhir rajiun”.
#6568 | topic: Doctor
Nurse: aur rogi de kar keya karega? Operation kar ke to sushtho admi ko osushtho kar deta hai aap.
Doctor: iss problem solve karne ke lieehi to aur rogi dorkar practice karne ke liee!!!
#6567 | topic: Doctor
Admi:main eek problem le kar problem par hai,keyaa aap bolna paroge wo problem keyaa hai?

Doctor:tumhara problem hai ki ye koi problem nahi hai.
#6566 | topic: Doctor
Bibi:meri pati mujhko khub jalati hai.

Doctor: usko tin file gum ki tablet khate dena.

Bibi: toh wo to mar jayega?

Doctor:toh uski valo ghum hoga aur aap vi chainse nind parna,magar bichane par nahi kabar par.
#6565 | topic: Doctor
Admi:maine bohut dinse cigarette chodne ke liee kosis karta raha hum agar nahi parta hu.

Doctor:jaldi petrol pump par koi job le lijie ga.
#6564 | topic: Doctor
Doctor:bolo apki husband ki keya problem hai?

Bibi:wo khub durbal hai.

Doctor:usko besi besi karke dud khawan.

Bibi:maine to dudh khane ke lyee magar wo to tipta hai.
#6563 | topic: Doctor
Kaya hai a daily life jara dekha jai--
husband: 'Mujhay Janwaron k Doctor k paas lay chalo'
Wife: 'kon hai wo?'
husband: 'Roz Subah Murghay ki tarah uthta hoon;
Ghoray ki tarah bhaag k Office jata hoon;
Gadhay ki tarah kaam karta hoon;
Ghar a ke sab par Kuttay ki tarah bhonkta hoon;
Aur Raat ko Bhains k sath so jata hoon..
#6562 | topic: Doctor
Patient: Docter Sab, mujhe bhool janey ki bemari hai

Doctor: Aap ko ye bemari kab se hai?

Mareez: Konsi bemari. . .
Then Doctor give a prescription to the patient
Kus samay bad----
Mareez : doctor sab a dawai to kahin se nahi mil rahi

Doctor: oo ho.. dawai likhna to hum bhol hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai:-
#6561 | topic: Doctor
Patient Doctor ko bola --> Doctor Sahab Mujhe Dur Ka Nazar Nahi ata hai..

Doctor na kaha-- > Wo Asmaan Par Kia Hai?

Mareez --> wo Suraj hai

Doctor > Aabay andhay is s e duur kia khudha ko dekhaga keya..!
#6560 | topic: Doctor
Agar Doctor na film banane start kar di to film ka nam hoga-

Paralyzed ho na ho
Hum blood de chukka sanam
Mari yaar ke endscopy hai
Kaho na Diabeteshai
Hash ap hamara patient hoti
Pregnant banaya apna
Kabhi ICU Kabhi CCU
Hamara stethoscope apke pas hai
Operation to hona hi tha
Phir haddi fracture
Om surgery Om
Hypertension for you.
#6153 | topic: Doctor
Why r Doctor''s prescriptions imposible 2 read?Bcoz they hve an exclusive msg only 4 d chemist-''Maine patient ko loot liya,ab teri baari hai''. Cheer up.Smile.

#6125 | topic: Doctor
Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..

#6083 | topic: Doctor
1 Medical student ne apni classmet ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha, Muje iska answer jarur dena. Ladki Ne Ans Diya Tumara blodgrp B+hai
#5846 | topic: Doctor
Lady: doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai, doctor: kiss kitni baar karti ho? lady: saal me ek baar, doictor: infection nahi JUNg lag gaya hai

#5731 | topic: Doctor
Patient to doctor: Aapne nurse bahaut aachi rakhi hai, uska haat lagte hi mai theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Janta hu, thappad ki awaaj mujhe bhi sunai di the.

#5613 | topic: Doctor
Doctor: App k bachhe ki taang katni pdegi


Santa:Pehle btana tha me bache ke new shoes nhi leta
#5595 | topic: Doctor
Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya!

Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!
#5478 | topic: Doctor
Dr: aapko brain tumer hai
pataint: oh great news(khush khabari)
Dr: aap itne khush kaise hai ?
pataint:isase yah saabit hota hao ki mere paas dimag to hai.

#5477 | topic: Doctor
Patient:-doctor mujhe beemari hae khana na khau to bhuk lag jaati hae,jyada kaam karta hu to thakan lag jaati hae,der tak utha rahu to need aa jaati hae.Kya karu?
Doctor:-Raat bhar dhoop mae bhete raho sahi ho jaoge.
#4735 | topic: Doctor
Snta- Dr. mujhe aisa Lagta he ki mere kaan me koi gunguna raha he..

Dr- Tumhe aisa kab lagta he..?

Santa- Jab mai kaan me walkman sunta hu...
#4668 | topic: Doctor
Snta K Tang Nili Ho Gyi,

Dr. -Zeher h Katni Padegi
Tang Kat Kr nakli Laga Di
2Din Bad- nakli Tange B Nili Pad Gyi

Dr:Ab Bimari Smj Ayi

JEANS Rang chodti h.
#4348 | topic: Doctor
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.

<< < 1 2 3 > >>