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Topic: Family
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#6964 | topic: Family
कोई बताएगा फिल्मों में इस्तेमाल होने वाले तकिए (pillow) कहाँ मिलते हैं ? जिससे लड़ते लड़ते hero heroine उसके परखच्चे उड़ा देते है ?
एक हमारे घर का तकिया है , आज मम्मी ने फेंकर मारा तो मैं दो मिन्ट के लिए कोमा में चला गया था 😂😂😂😆😆😆
#6748 | topic: Family
My dear New Family, I thank u 4 welcoming me in this new house, Firstly I must tell u that my Presence here should not Change ur Life Routines, Those who used to wash cloths must keep on doing it, Those who Cooked must keep Cooking, Those who Clean must keep Cleaning, I'll not Disturb Anybody's Routine, So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to Eat BUN, Have FUN & Control ur SON. Any questions? 😂😂😝😝
#6415 | topic: Family
Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok!!
lets start with addition
example-
your gf gave you 2 candy and 2 ice cream
what is your ans
...... kid- love u janu ...

#6229 | topic: Family
BOY: Wud u mind dancing with me? GIRL: Sorry, main bache ke saath nahi nachti. BOY: Oh sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap PREGNANT hai ok u enjoy.
#5848 | topic: Family
Maa:- Beti Badi hokar Kya Karogi?
Beti:- Kuch Nahi , Maa Banugi, Padhungi,Shadhi Karungi............Aur Kya?
Maa: Jo karna hai karo par serial me Karo.......

#5847 | topic: Family
Santa: Maa
Gud news!
Hum 2 se 3 Ho Gaye Hai!
Maa: achha,
beta Hua ya beti?

Santa: nahi Maa,
teri bahu ne Dusri Shaadi karli !!
#5760 | topic: Family
Ek Family SHOLAY Dekh KE Aayi,
Aur Pati Patni Se Romantically Bola,
'Nach Bsanti Nach.' Child added:
'Mummy! is kutte Ke Samne Mat Nachna.

#5730 | topic: Family
Santa:Judge Sahab,Muje Talaq Chahye.. Pichle 1Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujse Bat Nhi Ki. Judge:1Baar Firse Sochle,Aisi Biwi Kismt Se Milti He
#5548 | topic: Family
Ek bar 300 pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.
Kaise?
Nothing serious.
Ship bich main kharab hogai.
To dhakka dene niche utar gaye.
#5476 | topic: Family
Santa ped k upar ulta latka huya tha.
Bamta- tu ped par kyo latka hai.
Santa- Sar dard ki goli khayi thi, kahi pet me na chali jaye, ISLIYE
#5001 | topic: Family
1 dost ne dusare dost se 7 saal baad milne per pucha :Yaar tumhare bache Pappu or munni ka kya haal ha
Dost-Ji pappu pas ho gya
or
munni badnam ho gai.
#4999 | topic: Family
MAA=beta kya kar rhe ho...?

BETA=pdh raha hu.

MAA=excelent ! kya pdh rhe ho...?

BETA=ji...GIRL FRIEND ke message..
#4956 | topic: Family
Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai
Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.
Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi
#4955 | topic: Family
KID-Papa agr aapko pata chale ki me First Divison pas hua to aapko kaisa lagega? PAPA-Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho jaunga.
KID-Bas isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!
#4876 | topic: Family
santa- Ye mera Door ka bhai ha
Man- Dur ka me Smjha nhi
Santa- Iske or humare darmiyan 13 Behane ha
#4868 | topic: Family
father: Tumhari mmumy ne mera dil tod diya, isliye mai sharab p rha hu.
sonu:mummy ne meri pocket money b rok d, isliye mere liye b 1 glass lagao papa.

#4753 | topic: Family
Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.
#4745 | topic: Family
dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya. 3 ata nahi tha. 4 karna bhul gaya. 5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ? son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;
#4708 | topic: Family
Snta apne Beemar baap se-Papa aapko marnay k bad Dafnaya Jaye ya Jalaya Jaye?
Papa-Beta Mujh se na Pucho, Mujhe Surprise Dena.
#4707 | topic: Family
Ladka Ghar der se Lauta
Maa- Kaha tha?
Beta- Film dekhne gaya tha 'Maa kA Pyar'
Maa- ab Uper Jakar 1 reality Show dekh
'Baab ki Maar'
#4680 | topic: Family
Bv-Tumhe Nai lagta ki zara si samjhdari se lakho talak ke mamle Roke ja sakte hai
Pati- Zara si samjhdari se shaadiya bhi to roki ja sakti hai

#4469 | topic: Family
Aamir’s Mother asks Aamir , ”
Beta ye aajkal Bijli ka Bill itana
zyada kyu aa raha hai????? ”
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Aamir raplies, ” Mai kabhi
batlaata nahi… Par andhere se
darta hu mai Ma !!!

#4447 | topic: Family
Maa:Beta Tum Lambe-Lambe Baal Katwa Lo
Beta:Kyon?
Maa:Log Rishtey Ke Liye Tumhari Bahan Ko Dekhne Aate Hai Aur Pasand Tuhme Kar k Jaate Hai
#4293 | topic: Family
Ek Baar Santa apni maa ka ilaaj karne ke liye hospital gaya..
Wahaan par Dr. ne kaha 2 test honge..
Santa rone laga to Dr. ne pucha kya hua.??
Santa bola- Meri maa to unpad hai...

#4216 | topic: Family
If You Pass In Exam:
Mom: Ktni Khushi Ki Baat Hai
Dad:Mera Beta Sher Hai
Lover:So Sweeeet
&
Friends:Kutte! Kamine! Zalil! Tu Ne Itna Kb Padha

#3962 | topic: Family
माँ (अपने पुत्र को मारते हुए) – इतनी मार खाने के बाद भी तू हसं रहा हैं?
पुत्र – आपने ही तो कहा था की मुसीबत में भी हंसते रहना चाहिए।
#3729 | topic: Family
भारत में –

बेटी – पापा मैंने शादी कर ली है,
पिता – हार्ट अटैक………

अमेरिकन कल्चर –

बेटी सुबह सुबह घर वापस आई,

बाप – कहाँ गयी थी सारी रात,

बेटी – सॉरी पापा,
मैंने शादी कर ली है वो मैं आपको बताना भूल गयी थी,

बाप – कोई बात नहीं बेटी,
पर अगली बार मुझे बताना मत भूलना 🙂 🙂
#3677 | topic: Family
ndia mard – संता अपने बेटे को maths पढ़ा रहा था

अचानक पप्पू ने पूछा –

पप्पू – पापा ये मर्द कौन होता है?

संता – जो इंसान पूरे घर पे हुकूमत
चलाये वही मर्द होता है

पप्पू –
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पापा मैं भी बड़ा होकर
मम्मी की तरह “मर्द” बनूंगा
संता बेहोश 🙂 🙂
#3650 | topic: Family
पापा नाश्ता कर रहे थे,

अचानक फोन बजा,

पापा – मेरे ऑफिस से होगा,
पूछे तो बोल देना मैं घर पर नहीं हूँ

बेटी(फोन उठकर)- पापा घर पर ही हैं

पापा – अरे मैंने तो कहा था कि मना कर देना

बेटी –
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अरे फ़ोन मेरे लिए था 🙂
पापा बेहोश 🙂 🙂
#3577 | topic: Family
Ek ladki ki nayi nayi shadi hui

ek sin shahar me tej bhukamp aa gaya

saas- hello beta, Jinda ho na

damad – ha aapki beti ne jaan kha rakhi hai

saas – bhukamp ke kya samachar hai?

damad –
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khana bana rhi hai
bat karau kya?
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