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Topic: Insects (कीड़े)
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Pathan Received A Message From His Girl Friend,

“I MISS YOU”

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Soch Soch Kar Pathan Ne Reply Kiya,

“I MR. YOU”
Santa:Mujhe to aankhe band karne par b dikhayi deta hai

Banta:Acha! Kya dikhta hai?

Santa:Andhera!

3 pagalo ko hospital se discharge karte samay doctors ne test kiya dewar per door ka scatch banaya aur teeno se kaha yeh door khol kar ghar jao 2 pagal bhag kar door kholne lage doctors ne pehle wale se pocha tum door nahi khologe to us ne kaha yeh dono pagal hai us door ki key mere pass hai

IPL JUNOON-
WIFE TV PAR MATCH DEKH RAHI THI.

HUSBAND SMART BAN KE AAAYAA AUR BOLA-
'DARLING MEKESA LAG RAHA HU?'

TABHI WIFE ZORSE CHILLAY

CHAKKA!!!!!!!!!
Judge:Tum Dakaiti Dekhte Rhe,Roka Q Nhi

Gawah:Agar Meri Jan Chali Jati To Chasmdid Gawah Kon hota

Tomatoes cry discrimination,
say 'we reached 100 before Harmanpreet Kaur but no one noticed'
Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai.
कल एक मच्छर कान के पास आकर गुनगुनाया-
भाई, नवरात्री कब ख़त्म होगा?
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आपके खून में एल्कोहोल कम हो गया है,मजा नही
आ रहा है पहले जैसा !!
एक मच्छर परेशान बैठा था। दूसरे ने पूछा,'क्या हुआ ?' पहला बोला, 'यार गजब हो रहा है ; चूहेदानी में चूहा;
साबुनदानी में साबुन;
मगर मच्छरदानी में आदमी सो रहा है।'
😝😇😊😃😜
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