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Topic: School
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#7167 | topic: School
सरकार कहती है 1 लड़की ने पढ़ाई कर ली
तो घर के 4 लोगों को शिक्षित बनाती है…

पर……

लडकी के पढते समय कालेज़ के 40 लडके फेल हो जाते हैं उसका क्या? 😉

#7059 | topic: School
इंजीनिरिंग का फार्म भरते हुए छात्र ने पास खड़े चौकीदार से पूंछा – ये कॉलेज कैसा है…??
चौकीदार :- बहुत बढ़िया है, हमने भी यहीं से इन्जिनारिंग की है…!
😂😂😜😜😜😜
#7057 | topic: School
जिन्हें बचपन में उनकी मम्मी घसीटते हुए…..स्कूल छोड़ के आती थी…..वो लड़के भी आजकल व्हाट्सऐप पर “Status” डाल रहे है……”I miss my School Dayzzz…”😂😂😂😁😀😆😉😃😄
#6792 | topic: School
ajasthani School Joke स्कूल का निरीक्षण चल रहा था। निरीक्षक लड़कों से- ‘सावधान’। कोई हिला तक नहीं। निरीक्षक- ‘विश्राम’। सब वैसे ही खड़े रहे। निरीक्षक-(हेड मास्टर से) क्या है ये.. इनको इतना भी नहीं आता। हेडमास्टर- ऐसा नहीं है सर, मैं करवाता हूँ। हेड मास्टर- ‘सूधा ……सट्ट । सब सावधान हो गए। हेड मास्टर : […]
#6723 | topic: School
Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams ?When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it...😳😜When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required...😧 😁😁When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering...😟 😱😲When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on...😣😫😫When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36.5% and your answer was 1800 😩😏The cream. When the other students asked for 4-5 additional answer sheets and You had two pages empty in the main answer sheet😨😰😱See where you have reached in life inspite of those moments...things are not permanent...enjoy life! 😃😃Only for those who enjoyed their school life😂😂😂Top 10 Dialogue of teacher👉 If you are not interested then you may leave the class.👉 This class is worse than a fish market.👉 Are you here to waste your parents money? 👉 Tell me when you all have finished talking.👉 Why are u laughing? Come here n tell us we'll also laugh. 👉 Do you think teachers are fools to teach you?👉 Don't try to act oversmart with me.👉 Why do u come to school when you don't want to study.👉 The previous batch was 100 times better than yours.👉 If you want to talk then u may get out from the class.And the best one👉 You yes you... I am talking to you only, don't look back.. 😄😄...I'm sure that the last line made all of you remember and smile .This was our school days. The best part was that we used to have the most innocent face to show at that point..😂😂 #Repost if you miss your school life....😔
#6644 | topic: School
Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!
#6535 | topic: School
Teacher: jet biman itni jorse kiun sut ta hai?
Student: kiun ki uski lez par aag hai uss lyee.
#6534 | topic: School
Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:

Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.

Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?

Ladka: Ab bhago!
#6409 | topic: School
Professor Google:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Somu: BA

Professor Google:For sodium?
Somu: NA

Professor Google:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Somu: BANANA

#6398 | topic: School
MIND BLOWING !!!!!

Teacher- Bcoz of d change in hormones a fruit get ripens
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falls off the tree
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Student- Poor Newton!

He thought its bcoz of Gravity !!!

#6397 | topic: School
Prof 2 Student:
What Is Attention Deficit
Hyperactive Disorder?

Student:
Jumbalakadi Bamba! Holsga
Volsga..

Professor: I Didn't Get You.

Student: Same Here Dude..!
#6361 | topic: School
Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.

Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING
#6290 | topic: School
Exam is a way by crossing which,
A student enters into
New world of studies,
Experience and also
New world of friends.

#6283 | topic: School
Forgot me na..??

Enjoying wid ur frnz so much that u actually forgot me....!


But I promse i'll meet u very soon, just wait
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Urs Lovingly
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University Exam..! :)

#6282 | topic: School
Student's life:-

Whole year:

DISCO DEWANE AAH HAA..

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Last 2 days b 4 exam:

SHIRDI WALE SAI BABA AAYA HAI TERE DARR PE...
#6281 | topic: School
n Rockstar-'toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!'....
In exams-'chhute hue chapter se hi
Questions nikalta hai!!
#6280 | topic: School
EXAMS OFFER
Take a SLIP to the EXAM HALL & show it to ur nearest TEACHER & WIN a FREE TRIP 2 PRINCIPAL's room & Enjoy unlimited HOLIDAYS!!!!
Gud ni8!!!:-)
#6279 | topic: School
Latest Exam time song - 'subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de' Warna
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o

#6273 | topic: School
4 things boys do in the Exam Hall :
1. Counting the teachers in their row
2. Counting the fans & tubelights
3. Eating their pen
4. Thinking of studyin seriosly for the next exams.
4 things girls do in the Exam Hall :
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. And Just Write....
Chahe aata ho ya na aata ho

#6272 | topic: School
Kisi ne sach he kaha hai…

‘Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain Door..
Wah Wah,
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door….

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Wo Question Exam me ate hain Zaror.
#5756 | topic: School
Teacher :what happened in 1869 ?
Sardar : I don't know .
Teacher :stupid gandhiji was born ! Now tell what happened in 1873 ?
Sardar :gandhiji was 4 year old .

#5531 | topic: School
Ek aadmi university k Chokidaar se:
Ye University Kaisi hai..?

Chokidaar:
Zabardast...!
Mainey M.B.A yahin kiya
Aur
Foran Nokri be Mil gayi
#5447 | topic: School
Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,
Aik Admi Ghoray sE Utra Bhaga Hua Gya Or Aik Degree li Or Bola Bhai AIk Or Degree meray Ghoray k Liay Bhi de do,
Saleman Bola jAnab Ye Degree siRf Gadhon k Liay Hai.
#5373 | topic: School
Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?
Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”
Tchr: Kaun kon si?
Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame
#5365 | topic: School
Techer : 2mrow Thr Wil B A Lectur
On Sun Every1 Mst Attend It.
Kid : No Mam I Wil Not B Able 2 Attend It
T : Why
Kid : My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Farr
#5159 | topic: School
Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.
#4926 | topic: School
GOLU Gadhe p baith k College jata tha
FINAL YEAR Me Vo FAIL HO GYA OR PHIR paidal College jane lga
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Qki Gadhe ki graduation Complete ho gyi thi

#4909 | topic: School
Select One No.Then
I'll Tell You Apka Dimag Kis Trah Ka He

A B C D M N R U

Ans
Apke Dimagh Me Kide H
QK Apko No. Or Alphabets Ki Pehchan Nai
#4894 | topic: School
Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha

Bachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche

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Es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.

Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.
#4816 | topic: School
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?







Aj to itwar haI

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